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I go to the movies a lot. Shocker. Lately, I've noticed some fairly poor theater behavior. I'm not big on etiquette and manners in most areas of life (beyond the basics) but this is one place that I'm a traditionalist.
All of my rules fall under one moniker, and if you remember nothing else, remember this:
"You are not at home."
Seems simple, right? Everyone should realize they are in a theater and not in his or her living room. All the same, its shocking how many people seem to be confused by this.
1)
Do not speak at a normal volume. In fact, once the lights go down, don't speak at all if you can help it. If it is absolutely necessary, whisper as softly as possible.
a) Particularly, now this is important...pay attention...particularly, if you are repeating the lines of the film. I am shocked by the number of people (my dad used to be included in this category until I broke him of the habit) that feel the need to repeat the jokes and shocking moments of a film immediately after the characters on screen.
b) Also included in this category is asking questions to either your friend/family member or to no one in particular -- ex: "Why is he doing that?" "What'd she say?" "Oh, she shouldn't go in there...that's where he is!" I understand that if you're in a certain age bracket this is extremely difficult. Try Harder.
2)
Don't put your feet anywhere on the seat in front of you (if there is someone sitting in it). This includes but is not limited to: propped up on the top, pushing on the back, tapping anywhere on the seat, and wedged between the two seats.
Sidenote: please don't ever take your shoes off. Socked and barefeet shouldn't be on the seat even if no one is there. If I see your monkey feet, I might gag.

3)
Silent your snacks. Perhaps I'm more sensitive to sounds than most people, but please try to keep your variety of snacks and refreshments as silent as possible. Example: crinkly candy wrappers, crunching of popcorn, straws moving up and down in your lid... Recently a woman in a theater I was in brought her own popcorn from home, which I admire because it is a more affordable and healthier option, but the bag was ridiculously noisy. Perhaps she could've transferred it to a less noisy bag. Just a thought.
4) Blanket rule that falls under the "obviously you aren't at home" --
Don't do any private acts in what is a public place. Including but not limited to: filing (and/or painting) your nails, phone calls, brushing your hair, cleaning out your purse, etc...
That's all for now. More will come to me later...probably next time I go to the movies.